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[quote]QUOTE: <i>Originally posted by Hugh Jampton</i> <br /><br />[quote]QUOTE: <i>Originally posted by macguy</i> <br /><br />[quote]QUOTE: <br />> 9. Describe the process by which the water of the ocean returns to the <br />> sources of rivers. <br />[/quote] <br /> <br />That's what I don't get ....... it doesn't rain salt water right? So hasn't someone figured out how the earth evaporates the salt water, then turns it into fresh water and then it rains down? <br /> <br />Isn't that the key to figuring out desaltation and solving the worlds water problems? <br /> <br />Is there something I am missing here, it seems like it would be easy to figure out? <br /> <br />Anyone shed some light on this? <br />[/quote] <br /> <br />erm,,, sslt water doesn't evaporate,, only the water evaporates and the salt is left behind. Go to Utah and have a look. <br /> <br />Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Tonto, disguised as a door, gets his knob shot off. <br /> <br />Canadian Temperature Guide: <br />50° Fahrenheit (10° C) Californians shiver uncontrollably, Canadians plant gardens. <br />35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C) Italian cars won't start, Canadians drive with the windows down. <br />32° Fahrenheit (0° C) American water freezes, Canadian water gets thicker. <br />0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C) New York City landlords finally turn on the heat, Canadians have the last barbecue of the season. <br />-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C) Mt. St. Helens freezes, Canadians Girl Guides sell cookies door to door. <br />-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C) Santa Claus abandons the North Pole, Ottawa's Rideau Canal (the world's longest skating rink) opens for skating. <br />-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C) Ethyl alcohol freezes, Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg of beer. <br />[/quote] <br /> <br />LOL ain't it the truth.. <br /> <br />and you know what is the be..worst? <br /> <br />The girl-guide cookies sales women come around dresse in these little short skirts... <br />makes you want to purchase the whole damn truckload! <br /> <br />i have to keep thinking in my head when they are at the door... 14... jail bait...14... jail bait...14... <br /> <br />[:D]
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