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Thursday Humor Paper . . . . . . . [:)] Southernisms 1. Only a true Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption and that you don't "HAVE" them, -- you "PITCH" them. 2. Only a true Southerner knows how much any fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc. make up "a mess" (as in "a mess" of greens). 3. Only a true Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of "yonder." 4. Only a true Southerner knows exactly how long "directly" is - as in: "Going to town, be back directly. (generally pronounced dreckly) 5. All true Southerners, even babies, know that "Gimme some sugar" is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl on the middle of the table. 6. All true Southerners know exactly when "by and by" is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well. 7. Only a true Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. (If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin') 8. Only true Southerners grow up knowing the difference between "right near" and "a right far (pronounced "fur")piece." They also know that "just down the road" can be 1 mile or 20. 9. No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn. Hey I can relate to these. They forgot the B B Q baked beans. And Southern Fried Catfish is "to die for". And one last "item", any of you Yankees ever deep fried a biscuit or roll? [:D] [:D] [:D]
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