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Monday Madness . . . . . . . [:p] <br /> <br /> <br />Alex (Alaskaman) sent me these. [:o)] <br /> <br /> <br />TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS <br />You have two cows. <br />You sell one and buy a bull. <br />Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. <br />You retire on the income. <br /> <br />INDIAN ECONOMICS <br />You have two cows. <br />You worship them. <br /> <br />PAKISTAN ECONOMICS <br />You don't have any cows. <br />You claim that the Indian cows belong to you. <br />You ask the US for financial aid, China for military aid, British <br />for Warplanes, Italy for machines, Germany for technology, French for <br />submarines, Switzerland for loans, Russia for drugs and Japan for <br />equipment. <br />You buy the cows with all this and claim of exploitation by the world. <br /> <br />AMERICAN ECONOMICS <br />you have two cows. <br />You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. <br />You profess surprise when the cow drops dead. You put the blame on <br />some nation with cows & naturally that nation will be a danger to <br />mankind you wage a war to save the world and grab the cows. <br /> <br />FRENCH ECONOMICS <br />you have two cows. <br />You go on strike because you want three cows. <br /> <br />GERMAN ECONOMICS <br />you have two cows. <br />You reengineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a <br />month and milk themselves. <br /> <br />BRITISH ECONOMICS <br />You have two cows. <br />They are both mad cows. <br /> <br />ITALIAN ECONOMICS! <br />You have two cows. You don't know where they are. <br />You break for lunch. <br /> <br />SWISS ECONOMICS <br />you have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. <br />You charge others for storing them. <br /> <br />JAPANESE ECONOMICS <br />you have two cows. <br />You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary <br />cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create cute cartoon <br />cow images called Cowkimon and market them worldwide. <br /> <br />RUSSIAN ECONOMICS <br />you have two cows. <br />You count them and learn you have five cows. <br />You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. <br />You count them again and learn you have 17 cows. <br />You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka. <br /> <br />CHINESE ECONOMICS <br />You have two cows. <br />You have 300 people milking them. <br />You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest <br />anyone reporting the actual numbers. <br /> <br />IRANIAN ECONOMICS <br />You have two cows. <br />You don't know economy. <br />You choose one of them as the leader of your country and the other <br />one as the president. <br /> <br /> <br />
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