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Hump Day Helpers [8D] [:)] [:p] <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />Today's Jokes [^] <br /> <br />They say that a preacher's wife is always his number <br />one assistant. An example of this comes one Sunday <br />morning after the preacher had just <br />finished his sermon. <br /> <br />He went and sat down with his wife and she asked him <br />how he thought the church service went. <br /> <br />The Preacher shrugged and said, "The worship was <br />excellent, and I think the prayer time went quite <br />well, but," he continued, "I just don't think the <br />sermon ever got off the ground." <br /> <br />The wife looked over at him, and before she could stop <br />herself, she said, "Well, it sure did taxi long <br />enough!" [:D] [:)] [;)] <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />Old Math [:D] <br /> <br /> <br />Noah opens up the ark and lets all the animals out, <br />telling them to "Go forth and multiply." <br /> <br />He's closing the great doors of the ark when he <br />notices that there are two snakes sitting in a dark <br />corner. So he says to them, "Didn't you hear me? You <br />can go now. Go forth and multiply." <br /> <br />"We can't," said the snakes, "We're adders." [:)] [;)] <br /> <br /> <br />
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