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Saturday's Silly Season . . . . . [:)] People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize 1. Britney Spears & Eminem Who, combined, have written more books than they''ve read. [:0] 2. Dr. Phil Mcgraw Who has managed to convince millions of women to buy his self-help books, despite the fact that his most hight-profile patient, Oprah Winfrey, is an overweight woman with serious commitment issues. 3. America''s Oil Companies For a lifetime body of work proving that oil and water don''t mix. (Well I wi***hey would stop trying to mix the two, my truck doesn't like their current mixture--too much water [:(!] ) 4. Yasser Arafat & Ariel Sharon For those 2 consecutive days last March when no Israelis or Palestinians killed each other. 5. Bill Gates For creating the X-Box and convincing Americans that their children need a $200 video game system during a recession. 6. The Editors of Maxim For managing to create 300 magazine pages a month using no other subjects besides beer and models. (I wonder if THIS is Kev's fav mag. No probally not, I think I remember him memtioning Playboy a while back [}:)] [;)] ) 7. Jared Of the Subway Sandwich fame, whose claim of losing hundreds of pounds and achieving optimum health by eating nothing but oversized, greasy heroes was questioned by no one. 8. Jennifer Lopez Who, in conjunction with DuPont, developed a synthetic fabric capable of containing her [censored] caboose. [:D] [:D] [:D] 9. That 300 Pound Guy Who always manages to jam himself into the coach seat right next to yours on coast to coast flights. (Well the seats are made for "bulimic teens anyway [:(] ) 10. Glaxo Who has managed to make "loose stools" a side effect of every one of the drugs it produces. (hmmm, thank God I don't use it [:p] ) These came from www.jokes.com [:)] With Jim adding the additional comments [:D]
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