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Finally Friday . . . . (and none toooo soon) . . . . [:0] [:)] <br /> <br /> <br />From the ArcaMax joke site: <br /> <br /> <br />To impress his date, the young man took her to a very chick Italian restaurant. After sipping some fine wine, he picked up the menu and studied it with an appraising eye. "We'll have the Giuseppe Spomdalucci," he said finally. <br /> <br />"Sorry, sir," said the waiter. "That's the owner." <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />lol, just MY luck. [;)] [:D] <br /> <br /> <br />I don't know if the following is true or not but some of the following are funny. <br /> <br /> <br />Arkansas Laws (supposedly, these are accurate) <br /> <br />A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise. <br /> <br />Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs. <br /> <br />The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock. <br /> <br />Arkansas must be pronounced "Arkansaw" <br /> <br />A voter is only allowed five minutes to mark his ballot. <br /> <br />Fayetteville: Dogs may not bark after 6 PM. <br /> <br />It is illegal to kill "any living creature". <br /> <br />It is unlawful to walk one's cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday. <br /> <br />No person shall sound the horn on a vechicle at any place where cold drinks or sandwiches are served after 9:00 P.M., according to Little Rock City Code Sec. 18-54 <br /> <br />Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term. <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
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