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Monday Madness . . . . . [:)] <br /> <br /> <br />The following joke is perfect for Monday Madness. [;)] <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />The Ranch Hand <br /> <br />One day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, <br />"You have done a really good job and the ranch looks <br />great. You should go into town and kick up your <br />heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into <br />town one Saturday night. <br /> <br />However, one o'clock came and he didn't return. Two <br />o'clock and no hired hand. He returned around <br />two-thirty and found the rancher's widow sitting by <br />the fireplace. She quietly called him over to her. <br /> <br />"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. <br />Trembling, he did as she directed. <br />"Now take off my boots." He did so, slowly. <br />"Now take off my socks." He did. <br />"Now take off my skirt." He did. <br />"Now take off my bra." Again with trembling hands he <br />did as he was told. <br />"Now," she said, "take off my panties." He slowly <br />pulled them down and off. <br /> <br />Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my <br />clothes to town again, I'll fire you on the spot." <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
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