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Saturday's Silly Season [:D] <br /> <br /> <br />Redneck High Tech Lingo <br /> <br /> <br />Backup: what you do when you run across a skunk in the <br />woods <br /> <br />Bug: the reason you give for calling in sick <br /> <br />Byte: what your pit bull done to cousin Jethro <br /> <br />Chip: pasture muffins that you try not to step in <br /> <br />Crash: when you go to Junior's party uninvited <br /> <br />Digital: the art of counting on your fingers <br /> <br />Diskette: female Disco dancer <br /> <br />Fax: what you lie about to the IRS <br /> <br />Hacker: Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking <br /> <br />Hardcopy: picture looked at when selecting tattoos <br /> <br />Internet: where cafeteria workers put their hair <br /> <br />Keyboard: where you hang the keys to the John Deere <br /> <br />Mac: Big Bubba's favorite fast food <br /> <br />Megahertz: how your head feels after 17 beers <br /> <br />Modem: what you do when the grass gets too high <br /> <br />Mouse Pad: where Mickey and Minnie live <br /> <br />Network: scooping up a big fish before it breaks the <br />line <br /> <br />ROM: where the pope lives <br /> <br />Screen: keeps mosquitoes off the porch <br /> <br />Serial Port: a red wine you drink with breakfast? <br /> <br />Superconductor: Amtrak's Employee of the Year <br /> <br />SCSI (pronounced scuzzi): what you call your week-old <br />underwear <br /> <br />Terminal: time to call the undertaker <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
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