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Mookie emailed me some more good stuff so I will include it in the . . . Thursday Edition of the Humor Paper. [:)] <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />Grab your kleenex before reading! <br /> <br /> <br />Subject: Kids say the darndest things.......... <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />What Is Love? <br /> <br />Just in case we forgot....... <br /> <br />What is Love? <br />A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 <br />to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they got were <br />broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined: <br /> <br />"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and <br />paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the <br />time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love." <br />Rebecca - age 8 <br /> <br />"When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. <br />You know that your name is safe in their mouth." Billy - age 4 <br /> <br />"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your <br />french fries without making them give you any of theirs." <br />Chrissy - age 6 <br /> <br />"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired." Terri - age 4 <br /> <br />"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she <br />takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK." <br />Danny - age 7 <br /> <br />"Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop <br />opening presents and listen." Bobby - age 7 <br /> <br />"If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a <br />friend who you hate." Nikka - age 6 <br /> <br />"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it <br />everyday." Noelle - age 7 <br /> <br />"Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are <br />still friends even after they know each other so well." <br />Tommy - age 6 <br /> <br />"During my piano recital, I was on a stage and scared. I looked <br />at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and <br />smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore." <br />Cindy - age 8 <br /> <br />"My mo mmy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone <br />else kissing me to sleep at night." Clare - Age 6 <br /> <br />"Love is when mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken." <br />Lisa - age 6 <br /> <br />"Love is when mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty and still <br />says he is handsomer than Robert Redford." Chris - age 7 <br /> <br />"Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him <br />alone all day." Linda - age 4 <br /> <br />"I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old <br />clothes and has to go out and buy new ones." Lauren - age 4 <br /> <br />"I let my big sister pick on me because my Momma says she only picks <br />on me because she loves me. So I pick on my baby sister because I <br />love her." Bethany - age 4 <br /> <br />"When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little <br />stars come out of you." Karen - age 7 <br /> <br /> "Love is when daddy sees momma on the toilet and she doesn't think <br />it's gross." Mark - age 6 <br /> <br />"You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if <br />you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget." Jessica - age 8 <br /> <br />*** The winner was a four year old child whose next door neighbor <br />was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife. Upon <br />seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard, <br />climbed onto his lap, and just sat there. When his mother asked him <br />what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy said, "Nothing, I <br />just helped him cry." <br />
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