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Jim i have a Terrible Habbit of Rearanging those signs upon visual contact. Some of my masterpieces: ...3rd Annual Marsha larts Championships ... Tonight the Slobster upper ... ... Indoor Heated poo..... [:D] But aside form that, Hey it snowed here last night, about 3 CM, thats slightly more thne an inch.. So what an excellent idea to have a snowball fight first thing in the morning.. But I learnt one thing thismorning, it should always be a Consentual snowball fight... Thsi morning, the slacker paper delivery boy, left our paper at the End of the riveway.. slacker.. So one of us had to go and get it, in the snow.. So we flipped a coin.. And I won... So my girlfirned walked down the hill, in her pyjamas to go get the paper, well I decided to be a mean old crank, and throw a snowball at her, but deliberately miss... Uhm.. i don't know what happened to the deliberately miss part. see I made a Big Fluffy ball that kind of went POW when it hit her and sent snow everywhere.. in her hair, all over her pants, down her shirt.. / So fearing for my life, i ran back inside and pretended I was asleep.. She stormed in without saying a thing, went to the freezer, and I ended up with an entire tray of ice cubs all over me.. The moral of the story is.. well there is no moral.. Just rememebr to throw your snowballs Twice as hard as when a police car passes by... At least we had a good laugh over it.. it was funny.. another sunday story.. When i was five or six, i use dot play by a park.. And tyhered be The English kids and the french kids, and as usual we had to throw snow balls at each other, well, We had a road sperating us, a Very waide raod, that wasn't busy.. and we built our forts on both sides.. So we ahd made a forty and were hitting the engish kids, they had a fort and were hitting us french kids.. Well i had perfected what i call "the snow Torpedo" And Football shaped Snowball compacted to the max, So when i decided to use that baby, I through ti wrong by accidnet and instead of going UP then down on the fort, It went in a staright line, Normally that would ahve been jsut a mistake.. but there was a police car driving by.. now i';ve recalcualted to the odds of getting a snowball through the driver window of a car moving at about 25 MPH and they come to about 0.000000000000125%, but it happened, the cop had his wondow open and the snowball went in, and blew up all over the dash, him, the electronics, So the cop pulled over, and ofcourse, the french kids turned on me.. when the cop asked who through it.. everyone pointed at me (all 8 of us.. or 9 maybe 10) They turned on me.. DOES THAT SURPRISE ANYONE?!?!? while the English kids across the road were snickering and pointing, as he told them all not to play there anyomore, But the "nice" guy gave me a Free lift home, Curtosey of the Quebec police. My parents never did find out,a nd we won't tell them. Thats my snow ball mishaps.. anyone else.. got any good ones? Byt he time I was 10, my English was good enough to play with the Englsih team!
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