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I am going to bring out the next edition of our paper. This is Hump Day Helpers (a few minutes early). [:)] [8D] [:D] <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />COUNTRY WISDOM <br /> <br />Don't name a pig you plan to eat. <br /> <br />Country fences need to be horse high, pig tight, and <br />bull strong. <br /> <br />Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you <br />climb, but how well you <br />bounce. <br /> <br />Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps. <br /> <br />A bumble bee is faster than a John Deere tractor. <br /> <br />Trouble with a milk cow is she won't stay milked. <br /> <br />Don't skinny dip with snapping turtles. <br /> <br />Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not <br />yelled. <br /> <br />Meanness don't happen overnight. <br /> <br />To know how country folks are doing, look at their <br />barns, not their houses. <br /> <br />Never lay an angry hand on a kid or an animal, it just <br />ain't helpful. <br /> <br />Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads. <br /> <br />Don't sell your mule to buy a plow. <br /> <br />Two can live as cheap as one if one don't eat. <br /> <br />Don't corner something meaner than you. <br /> <br />You can catch more flies with honey than <br />vinegar--assuming you want to catch <br />flies. <br /> <br />Man is the only critter who feels the need to label <br />things as flowers or <br />weeds. <br /> <br />It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge. <br /> <br />Don't go huntin' with a fellow named Chug-A-Lug. <br /> <br />You can't unsay a cruel thing. Every path has some <br />puddles. <br /> <br />When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. <br /> <br />The best sermons are lived, not preached. <br /> <br />Most of the stuff people worry about never happens. <br /> <br />AMEN! <br /> <br />
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