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 I remember when... and you already know this is gonna be good.. The squirrels decided one day to have a "Christmas light pie" complete with metal, wires and glass. I think Kevin almost killed the squirrel that ate his Christmas lights.. Candels.. I like them, Kevin hates the smelly ones.. he hates anyhting perfum scented. This keyboard in the library is so loud.. Everyone keeps glaring at me! Kevin would say somehting lewd right now to the people who stare. He always has soemthing terrible to say, Never subject your kids to Kevin, (Note: so i don't slander him, that is mostly a joke, he's really not that bad!) however, he ahs his moments. One time we were in the Jewish part of Montreal, kevin is partially Jewish.. yet sometimes he doesn't realise that people can take offence to his jokes.. the story is as follows, and please don't take offence if your Jewish.. don't hate Kevin either.. This would be socially acceptable in France.. I think. The stoey goes like this: One day, we were shopping at a Jewish store.. and Kein sees some Kipas for sale (please tell me I spelt that right) Kevin picks up a stack, puts them on his head and says: "hey look, A big mac!" I think every Jewish person wanted to kill Kevin, needless to say we left quickly. Oh and yes, I taught him what Never to do again. Once again, sorry for those who are offended. Just thought i'd share that story, But i'm trying to think of a train realted story.Oh i know.. I heard this one from a fellow engineer one day Kevin was walking to one of the exits (doors) on the train to go outside and make sure that all passengers had borded. The train was just stopping at the station, and Kevin tripped fell down the stairsand landed like head first on the stairs body against the door.. But before Kevin could get up, then the sliding doors opened and kevin went crash on the platform.. It was night time so not many people saw, but the few who did laughed. The engineer thought someone had picked Kevin up and threw him out the door. But like most times, it was his own stupidity.. It took a while to figure out what the cause was, it seems Kevin forogt to tie his shoe laces, therefore the moral of this story is.... Tie your shoe laces! By the way this keyboard is so darn loud.. and i don't have time to proof read my work, so my spelling tonight will be exactly like "kevisn speling." None of those stories were truly funny, so I will do my best to come up with stuff even funnier.. It happens on a daily basis.. so it's really not that hard.. 2 Things Kevin hates in this worls, and truly hates: (i.e do this to annoy him) A) like someone who like uses like every like 12 secondes. B) Burnt out Christmas lights. I gurantee you every one works at my house, because kevin has personally checked them all.. therfore you better have all your lights working This corny moment brought to you by Kevin't Girlfriend! Jim don't encourage me! your making me type.. It's you!!. Ahhh encouragement!! ahh!! see you all later, this keyboard is insane. oh and by the way, Female Rule is now in day two. PEACE!
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