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<font color="red"> I Couldn't figure out where else to post this, or to post anything i'm about to write, so I chose Jim's Comedy thread, and my oh my I do like this thread. You'll all be glad to know that Kevin, Is up north for a few days doing God-knows-what, but one thing I can tell you, theres no computers up there, and there might not even be any power! Seeing as i'm a female, i'm telling you right now, My brain is nothing like that obscure drawing! For example, i'll give you how my brain and the "typical" female brain differ from each other: <br /> <br />A) I think the "SHOES" section is a little small, I mean for goodness sakes, I have at least 25 pairs of shoes (not kidding) and for some reason every time I buy a new pair of shoes, Kevin slaps his head then drags his hand over his face from top to bottom, but he never says a word, smart move on his part! <br /> <br />B) I hate Melrose Place! what a terrible show! It should rightfully be "Dawson's Creek" memory bank. Doies anyone have any clue why Kevin would utterly hate such a good show? Every time he sees me watching he always imitates a new your accent while saying "OH brother!" mind you, it sounds more like "oh Bro-y-ther" <br /> <br />C) I used to hate toilet cleaning, so that is the right sieze. That all changed when Kevin spoke to one of the maintenance men who works at one of the train stations, and he brough home this industrial strength detergent called "TG-17" this stuff will burn your hair in your nose, i'm sure it's completely illegal, and if the pipes could, they would go on strike.. Why am I telling you this, I'm a Woman, therefore i'm allowed. <br /> <br />D) If you've guessed, I think the "Talk" section should occupy about 25% more space then it already does. I like to talk a lot a lot, so much that i've forgotten my entire point.. <br /> <br />Uhhh... ummmmm <br /> <br />Ed may have already known this, but Kevin is the ultimate prankster. His spelling is so bad it often takes away from the pranks, yet it's funny.. <br /> <br />One time from a pay phone he tried to make a prank call to Thailand and said this to the operator: <br /> <br />"Operator get me Thailand! Thats T - I .. uhh.. and so forth" <br />Trust me, i didn't stop laughing the whole night. <br /> <br />i'm not sure if i'm making that joke clear.. the T and I is Kevin's horrible attempt to spell Thailand. <br /> <br />see I got carried away again, and I know I had a point. Look i also made it really easy on you by putting everything I write in bright Red, thats about all I know how to do on here but hey it works! <br /> <br />i'm trying to think of a way to sign this, uhhh i'll sign it: <br /> <br />ME!!!!!! <br /> <br />(p.s Sorry for making you all waste your time reading this) <br /></font id="red">
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