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Time for the Sunday Funnies . . . [:D] <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />Exercising <br /> <br /> <br />Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 <br />years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per <br />month. <br /> <br />My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. <br />Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is. <br /> <br />The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear <br />heavy breathing again. <br /> <br />I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't <br />lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there. <br /> <br />I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures <br />out what I'm doing. <br /> <br />I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who <br />annoy me. <br /> <br />I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. <br /> <br />The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier. <br /> <br />If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small <br />country. <br /> <br />And last but not least: I don't exercise because it makes the ice <br />jump right out of my glass. <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />You could run this over to your friends but why not just e-mail it <br />to them! <br />
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