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In the last letter I got from my son in Beirut, he told me of an incident concerning one of his men, <br />It seems the marines had erected a chicken wire fence around their compound that was always being breached and it seems our glorious allies the Israeliis were the worst offenders. Now John had a little west Texas boy in his platoon that took no s--- from noone. <br />One day, two Israeli APCs breached the fence in this kid's sector. the kid immediately ran over pointed his rifle and said, <br />"Back them motherf------ things outahere rat now" <br />The hatch popped on one and a man appeared, <br />"Excuse me," he said in a heavy accent. " Who do you think you are talking to." <br />"Well now, iffen y'all are the only fu---- in there, I suppose am talking to you" replied the kid. <br />The man grew red in the face and shouted, <br />"Do you realize you are talking to an Israeli officer." <br />The kid stood his ground and said, <br />"Ah don give a f--- if am talking to f------ Moses hisself. Back those mother------- out of here." <br />And I guess they did. <br />
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