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And now for our next edition of the humor thread paper . . . We seem to be on a roll with animals, now here come the mice and deer . . . don't forget to put on your hunter orange before reading the last one . . . . . . . Hi All..Just a quick note to wish ya'll a great week and tell you about a couple of household products I bought over the weekend. They might just make your daily life a bit easier too. First is a "Varmit B-Gone" box that you plug into an electric socket in your kitchen. It sends out a hi pitched sound that only varmits can hear (well, with the exception of my cousin Jethro) and they don't like it so much they never come in your house agin'. My sister Bertha has had one for over a year now, and says she hasn't seen any varmits except for the dozen or so deaf field mice she's found in her kitchen who can't hear it. The second thing I bought is just in time for the deer season here in Arkansas. It is a thing you put on the front of your car that repels deer. It makes a sound as you are drivingthat keeps them from running in front of you and hitting your car..The only thing you have to be real careful of is make sure you don't put it on your car backwards. My brother Homer put his on his car and went for a long drive down country roads to check it out. He didn't see no deer but when he pulled into his driveway when he got back, he noticed that 24 deer had followed him home. Now I am selling these "items" for $99.95 and I am sure the demand (by the deer hunters) is going to be great. So make that check out to me and send it real quick, I am certain to sell out really fast and you know you just gotta have it.
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