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A little more humor . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . <br /> <br /> <br />FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San <br />Diego that was under investigation for medical insurance fraud. <br />After hours of reviewing thousands of medical records, the <br />dozens of agents had worked up quite an appetite. <br /> <br />The agent in charge of the investigation called a nearby pizza <br />parlor with delivery service to order a quick dinner for his <br />colleagues. The following telephone conversation took place and <br />was recorded by the FBI because they were taping all <br />conversations at the hospital. <br /> <br />Agent: I'd like to order 19 large pizzas and 3 cases of soda. <br /> <br />Pizza Man: And where would you like them delivered? <br /> <br />Agent: We're over at the psychiatric hospital. <br /> <br />Pizza Man: The psychiatric hospital? <br /> <br />Agent: That's right. I'm an FBI agent. <br /> <br />Pizza Man: You're an FBI agent? <br /> <br />Agent: That's correct. Just about everybody here is. <br /> <br />Pizza Man: And you're at the psychiatric hospital? <br /> <br />Agent: That's correct. And make sure you don't go through the <br />front doors. We have them locked. You'll have to go around to <br />the back service entrance to deliver the pizzas. <br /> <br />Pizza Man: And you say you're all FBI agents there? <br /> <br />Agent: That's right. How soon can you have them here? <br /> <br />Pizza Man: Everyone at the psychiatric hospital is an FBI agent? <br /> <br />Agent: That's right. We've been here all day and we're starving. <br /> <br />Pizza Man: How are you going to pay for all of this? <br /> <br />Agent: We've collected a pool of cash. <br /> <br />Pizza Man: And you're all FBI agents? <br /> <br />Agent: Yes. <br /> <br />Pizza Man: With guns? <br /> <br />Agent: That's right. Now, can you remember to bring the pizzas <br />and sodas to the service entrance in the rear? We have the <br />front doors locked. <br /> <br />Pizza Man: You must be crazy! <br /> <br />*Click* <br /> <br /> <br />
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