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I have to give credit to Joe for sending me these, Thanks Joe. [:)] <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />After school one day, a young first-grade boy was sitting at the <br />kitchen table, eating his afternoon snack, when he blurted out, <br />"Mom, the teacher was asking me today if I have any brothers or <br />sisters who will be coming to school." <br /> <br />The boy's mother replied, "That's nice of her to take such an <br />interest, dear. What did she say when you told her you are the <br />only child?" <br /> <br />She just said, "Thank goodness!" <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />All you really need to know about Government and Bureaucracy: <br /> <br />Pythagorean theorem: ............................. 24 words. <br />Lord's prayer: ................................... 66 words. <br />Archimedes' Principle: ........................... 67 words. <br />10 Commandments: ................................. 179 words. <br />Gettysburg address: .............................. 286 words. <br />Declaration of Independence: ................... 1,300 words. <br />US Government regulations on the sale of cabbage: 26,911 words.
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