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Here's a joke I hope you guys like: (it's a bit long, but still funny) There's a guy getting his hair cut and talking to his barber. "So, I've got a two week vacation coming up," says the guy. "What are you going to do on it?" says the barber. "My wife and I had planned to take a vacation to Rome," he replies. "Rome! Why would you want to go tho that horrible place!?" says the barber. "What airline are you taking?" "We were going to fly American Airlines," he says. "They're about the worst airline in the world," the barber says. "They have so many crashes, they're understaffed and their planes are really old! So what hotel are you staying at there?" "We were going to stay at the Plaza Hotel," the guy says. "The Plaza! They almost got closed down. Their prices are way too high and rooms are dirty," the barber says. "So what do you plan on doing in Rome?" "Well," the guy says, "we were thinking of seeing the Pope." "The Pope," the barber says. "Why, he's to busy to bother with anybody." So the guy goes to Rome and comes back to his barber again to get his hair cut. "So how was Rome?" the barber asked. "Pretty, awful, huh?" "Oh no, it was the best vacation I've ever had the guy says. "The flight was terrible though," the barber says. "It was great," the guy replies. "We flew in one of their brand new planes, the service was great and we got to Rome ahead of schedule." "The hotel was bad though. Right?" says the barber. "Oh no, it was amazing. We got upgraded to one of their delux rooms with a built in swimming pool for no extra charge," the guy says. "Well I know you didn't get to see the Pope!" says the barber. "Actually I did," the guy says. "My wife and I were outside the Vatican and this man came up to us and asked us if we'd like to meet the Pope, since he was looking to meet some of his admirers personally. He took us to a room and told us to wait. Then the Pope came in. He said only one thing to me though." "Well, what did he say?" said the barber. "Where'd you get that awful haircut!?" the man replies.
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