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I have a joke for you.... <br />A man walked into a movie theatre. He saw this movie, didn't care much for most of it. But there's one scene he rather likes. A really beautiful woman with dark hair and almond colored skin is skinny-dipping in a lake. Just as she gets out, an Amtrak train passes by, blocking view, and by the time the train has passed, she was covered in a loose dress. <br /> <br />The man was just thinking about that scene for the rest of the movie. Then he bought a ticket to see it again. And then again. Finally, an usher approached him. <br />"I've heard of die-hard fans, but never someone who'd see it so many times in a row" <br />"It's that beautiful girl, I want to see her naked, you know, in that lake scene?" <br />"But there's the train..." <br />"It's an Amtrak train, it has to be delayed sometime!"
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