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How to Make your Car more like a Locomotive (Humor)
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Paint your car black and white, reverse your seats and drive it NW/NS-style. <br /> <br />One other way is to add an extra car, power them both with a gas-turbine and always have a trailer of fuel along with you. <br /> <br />Always drive in the middle of the street dead straight while signalling with your ditchlights and horn. <br /> <br />While your out shopping, stack your groceries. But always put a cucumber on top of a banana or two onions. <br /> <br />In the morning before going to work, call your wife and ask her permission to leave the driveway and ask permission to park it again that afternoon. <br /> <br />And don't forget to install a toilet. It can come in handy on those long trips.
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