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BNSF derailment spills three carloads of corn (and the bears got drunk), so naturally........
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[quote]QUOTE: <i>Originally posted by dmcclendon</i> <br /><br />I see a new Budweiser commercial coming.......[:D][:D][:D][:D] <br />[/quote] <br /> <br />Opening shot - a pair of park rangers are discussing the problem of bears eating grain from derailed grain trains <br /> <br />"Yeah, for some reason the number of these derailments have increased lately, and no one can figure out why" <br /> <br />"Yeah, it's a mystery alright" <br /> <br />Pan to cliff above railtracks. A group of bears are getting ready to push a boulder onto the tracks as the next train passes. A grain train pulls by. The bears get ready to pu***he boulder, but an older wiser grizzly waves them off and shakes his head "no". The other bears look at each other and shrug their shoulders. <br /> <br />A second train, a unit train full of Budweiser reefer cars approaches from the opposite direction. The older wiser grizzly grins and nods his head up and down......... <br /> <br />Of course, it would make more sense for the second entry to be a Budweiser beer truck on the adjacent highway (pan to frontal shot of driver in cab, rolling along, when we hear a rumbling sound of rocks rolling down the cliff and "wham", we see the trailer getting tossed out of the picture through the cab's back window, oblivious to the driver.....), but a unit train of beer cars would be pretty cool. <br /> <br />
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