Adequate cake warming devices

[edblysard]

AP/Rueters 06/06/03

"Let Them Eat Cake"

California: In an apparent attempt to foster good will between the BsFers and the Uniheads,
the CEO and master fabricater of the BsFers has
sent cake and cup cake warmers to the Unihead compound outside Houston.
Lowell, master of the Bsf, was quoted as saying,
"Heck, let them eat all the cake they want, as long as they save some for me"
The devices, simular to the one sold on nation wide TV by Bob Villa, are battery powered and designed to warm whole cakes, and several cup cakes at the same time.
In a related story, the inside scoop on the cake revolt was reveled to be caused by a series of Unihead internal comunications that were
re-written by a computer virus know as M&M.
Sources inside the compound state that the original message to jenny,the Queen of the Chocolate cake Closet, were scrambled and twisted to change the original message.
An anonymous source in the cominucation department told this reporter, "the original message said "Bake a cake and frost it", but we now know what the Queen received was a message that said "take the cake and toss it".
A spokesperson for jenny explaines.
"We didnt unserstand why, after just receiving the cake from joe and matt, we would be told to toss it out" .
"Queen Jenny decided that, due to matt and joe being on site for a quality control inspection, the consumption of the cake made more sense"
Jenny is reported to have said "Hey, why waste a perfectly good cake?" "We got milk, we got cake, we got matt, so chow down"

Experts in the computer division of the Uniheads have narrowed down the snafu in comunications to a virus know as M&M.
"This virus is a paticularly nasty one" a insider was heard to remark. "It twists facts and
distorts information beyond anything we have ever seen before, all in apparant attempt to cause confusion and distribute mis-information"
"We think we can solve the problem by avoiding all hard shelled candies, and returning to the jelly bean concept we had before, besides, no one likes the blues ones anyway"

AP/Ruters stringer California 06/06/03

[Anonymous]

THE LAST paragraph says it all!!!


Detour Kev.

[Anonymous]

Montreal Gazette 06/06/2003

COMPUTERS EVERYWHERE- a new virus is in town Called the M&M virus.

it freezes computers, makes people very angry.. and takes obvious facts known by everyone twists them up in a game.. and realeases the deadly form of "supposed new facts" on this and many other websites

How do YOU STOP this virus?

it's not as easy as it looks... This is a tricky virus.. not only does it affect COMPUTER it affects the living brain aswell. The following are side effects of this virus:

It makes you angry

It makes you want to take soemthing and throw it at your computer

it makes you dream of weird things
such as the most popular images:

a) Cirus midgets
b) mr. J Muggs, belived to be one of the creators of the M&M virus..

It has a crewl sense of humor, and the facts after it has totally changed them resemble a blue screen of death, most commun to Windows users.

for example:
A fatal exception OE has occured 58598495845 at 55485458045649

the above example will resemble an exact posting of an M&M virus.

how do you protect yourself?

Norton corp. is comming out with a virus scan patch in a few months, the exact date unknown.

Rememebr, be alert for this highly lucrative viral infection.

Montreal Gazzette 06/06/2003

[Mookie]

AP/Reuters Nebraska 6/6/03

The Queen will knight Unihead Ed as journalist for the realm. He will now be known as Sir Unihead of Houston. He will have a new day job - he will now be the CEO of the New York Times, a job he can obviously do from his home. He will, however, have to remove all journalists who fabricate stories and falsify facts. The New York Times will not tolerate such yellow journalism. Articles will be "graded" and given an exceptable or unacceptable "grade", "crossing" out any fabrication or undocumented facts.

The Queen recommends that all our journalists from Canada to Mexico and all over the United States help our new CEO in his endeavor to clean up this unfortunate "accident" and to "train" our staff and upgrade our forum pieces.

The Queen stated "you must be assured that there is always a jar of jelly beans on my desk and the door to the cake room is always open! Just keep it neat!"

End of report

[Anonymous]

Section D Montreal Gazette "Urgent Adendum" M&M virus.

The M&M virus has metamophised into M,M&M virus. Evenb more deadly then the original one. The new M, of unknown origin first appeared this afternoon in an attempt to Samsh down.. his postes do not look like 5409504 at 6ou05698405 like the previous M&M.. The other M can be identified by non stop sracasim.

Reader disgression is advised.

Montreal Gazette 6/6/2003

[JoeKoh]

ap/ruters/ohio
the m&m virus has made its way to Ohio as well.Making people wonder what happened to look listen and live.As far as cake warmers we have found an old answer in the form of a plastic oven with a large wattage bulb inside.it makes perfect sigle size cakes and can be eaisly installed in Queen Jennys closet.Our expert matt agrees.He gives it 10 chocolate covered fingers up.stay safe its a circus out there.
ap/ohio

[dknelson]

Uh-oh - the railfans have been sampling the cooking sherry again
Dave Nelson

[Anonymous]

Sad, that you take such a light look at the loss of a life. Its easy to make a joke of it isn't it when you see all these people making "stupid moves" knowing that just you and the railroad are the only ones doing anything right. Someday when you take the blinders off(eg. NEW JOB, Remote controls are headed your way(PROFIT MARGIN AGAIN NOT SAFEY!!) you may see what is really going on in the name of making lots of money. By the way how do you feel about being replace by a remote control? Its all in the name of PROFIT, but then again we've been addressing that the whole time but you seem to be blind to it.
Mike

[edblysard]

Where do you work? I want to call your boss, and ask him to donate this years entire profit to railroad crossing safety, in your name of course.
By the way, what exactly is wrong with making a profit? Last time I checked, companies were in business to make money.
And you havent been addressing safety? Shoot, all this time I thought yuo were concerned for those who seem unable to look both ways before crossing the street, or the tracks. But now we see its all about money. Someone elses money at that.
Jeezes, what a bum.
Are you even employed, or are you one of thoses welfare parasites that lives off of others sweat?
Bet, so, you seem to have nothing but time on your hands, and I cant imagine any one in their right mind hiring you in the first place.
You must be the most boreing person in the world to do nothing more than cruise web sites all day.
Get a life.
Ed

[Anonymous]

Mike.. your not smart enough to be on this forum, your not worthy enough to have that computer, your not good enough for the social housing your located in,

There is barely anything in this world you deserve.

Tell whoever is controlling your remote, that they suck at it.. they let you loose onto this website..

Mike i'm not sure what you really are conserned about but i doubt it's anyhing else but money.

I still want to know where you work, for the milionth time.. if you even work at all. I have my doubts about your career.. becasue grown men don't act the way you do.. oh wait, yes the slime buckets of life do act the way you do.. my bad.

Maybe you should pick up a paper and find a job..
i suppose now that i think of it you can't have a job because..

A)no one If anyone will accept you .

B)you complian like thers no tommorow

C) you might have to cross a RR xing to get to work, god forbid. Cuz i know you hav

D) Monkeys from yuor local zoo could do a more clam, professional job then you will ever be able to.

Mike..

" don't make me listen to the stupid broken record again, the needles skippin and repeatin from every region to end, you know your bitc%in' and complaing like you got it so tough, were sick of all your whining will you ever shut up?

so keep bleeding your fake blood, until no one even sees it,

if thats the best you can make up... at least act like you mean it."
---- Gob, Give up the grudge

detour kev.

[JoeKoh]

alright mike
I pray.I pray everytime I see someone go around gates.I pray that I never witness a crossing grade accident.I pray that one day that you get stop look listen and live does work if people would just pay attention.
thank you
stay safe
joe

[Anonymous]

i was gonna post another reply, but then i read Joes.. so no need


stop look listen and live


Detour kev

[Mookie]

who's got the cooking sherry?

[JoeKoh]

read a little bit further up for the perfect cake device to put in your closet.matt gives it 10 chocolate fingers up.
stay safe
joe