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Ok, humor time: Guy dies and is met at the Pearly Gates when St. Peter says: Look, we've been getting a little over crowded up here, so, before I can let you in, you'll have to answer these 3 questions, take your time and have a seat over there and come back with your answers: 1) What days in the week begin with the letter "T"? 2) How many seconds are there in a year? 3) What is God's first name? The new arrival takes awhile, but finally thinks he has all the answers, St. Peter says "Ok, lets have your answers". The guy replies "Well, for question #1 the 2 days in the week that start with a T are Today and Tomorrow" St. Peter says "well, that's not exactly the answer I was looking for, but, Ok" The man continues "question #2, there are 12 seconds in a year". St. peter replies "12 seconds??!! How did you figure that one??" The man replies "well, there's January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd". St. Peter replies "Ok, Ok, that wasn't what I was looking for, but, I get it". St. Peter says "Ok, what answer did you come up with for question #3 - What is God's 1st name?" The man replies "well, now, that was a tough one, and I thought and thought about it and then it finally hit me! God's 1st name is Andy". St. Peter replies "Andy !!!!!!????" How did you come up with THAT for an answer???" The man replies: "ohhhh, you know! It's in that song we used to sing in church. Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me....."
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