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Ed, here's the story from A to Z i went downstairs abit (2 weeks ago) to play a DVD or acrually it was an MP3 CD, and i saw this liquid in and around the DVD playter, which i thought to be odd, seeing as there were no flash floods in my basement, all the sump pumps are working.. I at first thought maybe it had liquified one of my CD's... LOL.. liquified my CD hahahah... the next day i went downstairs to check the damge done, and where this liquid was on the DVD player, and it was green and coroded !ALREADY! and there was this overwhelming stentch of Cat pee... so i fired up the dvd player.. nothing.. pressed the on button.. nothing.. said a few words which this forum won't allow me to put up.. smashed it really hard.. and LOOKIE! lights the hole shebang, reading cd great.. pressed the off button.. nothing... smashed it agfain.. it went off... smashed it again.. it went on.. again... off.... again... on ... you get wherte that's going. the whole time the cat was hiding under the bed.. i threatened i'd make Cat chops out of it.. but i really wouldn't do that.. even though i am Canadian.. i dislike BBQ cat. the funniest part of the story.. i have a good friend.. As fog horn leg horn (Bugs bunny Cartoons) would say "nice boy, little weird though" He's a nice guy, but sorta is abit... dumb... so.. He comes over with this DVD he wants to play.. so i tell him, go downstairs and put it on.. so he goes downstairs.. and i can hear him trying to get this thing going.. i yell from the top of the stairs "you have to hit it!" .. and there he is.. taping this thing.. barely even touching it... tap..tap..tap.. then he starts reading it love poems and beggin it to work.. so i race down there and tell him it's a machine not his Girlfriend.. so i showed him the art of "smashing-sppliances-in-the-nicest-and-most-humaine-way-possible" fashion. first thing he asked was "Dude, like did your DVD player puke, man?" yes he really talks like that. I think that day the cat was feeling too good.. it was sick on the carpet before it peed on my DVD player.. so maybe it was somehting it ate? Cheers, Kev.
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