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Twas the night before....
Posted by edblysard on Saturday, December 24, 2016 10:40 AM

 

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the yard,

 

 

 

All the switchmen were switching, some working quite hard.

 

 

 

The grips were all hung by the shanty with care,

 

 

 

In the hopes that a time slip would soon show up there.

 

 

 

The trainmasters were nestled, all snug in their beds,

 

 

 

While visions of test failures danced in their heads.

 

 

 

The hogger in his kerchief, and I in my cap,

 

 

 

Had just settled down for a sneakey quick nap.

 

 

 

When out in the yard there arose such a clatter,

 

 

 

I sprang from our motor to see "what's the matter?"

 

 

 

Away from the cab, I flew in a flash,

 

 

 

To line all the switches, and stop a bad crash.

 

 

 

The moon on the field of new-fallen snow

 

 

 

Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,

 

 

 

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,

 

 

 

But a worn out SD40, dragging eight old reindeer.

 

 

 

Run by an old hogger, who looked like St. Nick,

 

 

 

I knew in a moment, I had to act quick.

 

 

 

At yard speed the 40 down my lead he now came,

 

 

 

And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

 

 

 

"Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!

 

 

 

On, Comet! on Cupid! on, Donder and Blitzen!

 

 

 

"To the top of the yard, we'll cross over them all,

 

 

 

Now drag away drag away, drag away all!"

 

 

 

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,

 

 

 

When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,

 

 

 

So up to the top end the old 40 flew,

 

 

 

With a gon full of toys, and Saint Nicholas too!

 

 

 

And then in a twinkling, I heard an old horn,

 

 

 

Blowing for the brakes, soft and forlorn.

 

 

 

As I threw down my lantern and was turning around,

 

 

 

Down the old 40s steps the old hogger bound.

 

 

 

He was twitchy and wormy, from his head to his feet,

 

 

 

His yard list all folded and sorted, quite neat.

 

 

 

A bundle of time slips he had flung on his back,

 

 

 

He looked like a peddler opening his pack.

 

 

 

His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!

 

 

 

His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!

 

 

 

His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,

 

 

 

And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow;

 

 

 

The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,

 

 

 

And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;

 

 

 

He had a broad face and a little round belly,

 

 

 

That shook when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly.

 

 

 

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,

 

 

 

And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;

 

 

 

A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,

 

 

 

Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;

 

 

 

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,

 

 

 

He filled all those grips, then turned with a jerk,

 

 

 

And laying his finger aside of his nose,

 

 

 

And giving a nod, to the seat box he rose,

 

 

 

He notched out his 40, to his team gave a whistle,

 

 

 

And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.

 

 

 

But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,

 

 

 

"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

With sincere apologies to the Reverend Moore...

 

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Posted by tree68 on Saturday, December 24, 2016 1:12 PM

No apologies necessary, Ed.

A well-crafted ode to the season, railroad style.  Always a pleasure to read.

Merry Christmas!

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Posted by Paul_D_North_Jr on Saturday, December 24, 2016 2:12 PM

Would love to see that as a video . . . Smile, Wink & Grin

"This Fascinating Railroad Business" (title of 1943 book by Robert Selph Henry of the AAR)
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Posted by ROBERT WILLISON on Saturday, December 24, 2016 2:20 PM

Merry Christmas !!!!!

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Posted by wanswheel on Saturday, December 24, 2016 4:04 PM

Should old acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind?

KCSfan

Very enjoyable reading. Thanks for sharing Ed. Here's one I wrote a few years ago about railroading as it was when I was a boy.

            'twas The Night Before Christmas a Long Time Ago

                                       by Mark Foster

 

             The markers were lit and hung on back of the way car,

                but because of the snow couldn't be seen from afar.

                   The lamps in the crummy cast a flickering glow 

                           inside the car and out onto the snow.

 

                       The rear brakie had stowed his flagging kit

                      and climbed to the cupola with a cigarette lit.

                       On the conductor's desk inside the way car

                        sat a miniature tree topped by a silver star.

 

                A wrinkled old hogger clenched a cigar 'tween his teeth

           and its smoke hung round his striped cap much like a wreath.

             After a few scoops of coal and blowing water gauge cocks,

                    the fireman settled down on his left side seatbox.

 

             The head shack snoozed in his dog house atop the tender,

               fitfully dreaming of Rule G 'cause he'd come off a bender.

              The car knockers checked the journals for waste and for oil

                      and when finished were weary from all of their toil.

 

              A switchman lined all the lead switches to the main just right,

           then headed to his warm shanty for this was the last train tonight.

                    The conductor's lantern swung up and swung down,

                     letting the engineer know it was time to leave town.

 

            With two shorts on the whistle he notched the throttle just back

                   and for good measure sanded the snow covered track.

                        Past dimly lit switch stands the train slowly rolled

                            onto the main through the snow and the cold.

 

                     The lightning slinger's key flashed an OS over the wire,

              then he turned and warmed his fingers by the station stove's fire.

                         His thoughts turned to the kids and jolly Saint Nick,

                               'twould soon be the end of his second trick.

 

                  Through the snow down the track the headlight shone bright,

                         a most welcome beacon on such a cold stormy night.

                     The stack now barked briskly, the clean fire burned bright,

                   'twould  please any brass hat who might chance see the sight.

 

                              For each grade crossing the whistle would moan

                               and all aboard thought of their family and home.

                             The semaphores all dropped from green to red

                                    as by each one the fast manifest sped.

 

                         The head shack lined the switch for a mid-run meet,

                                then returned to his warm tender top retreat.

                            After the passage of the Night Owl Pullman train

                               it was out of the hole and back onto the main.

 

                        Side rods again wear a blur. Line side poles flashed by,

                                 and the snow continued to fall from the sky.

                  The run would soon be over and every one safely back home.

                         Merry Christmas dear friends 'tis the end of this poem.

 

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Posted by Deggesty on Saturday, December 24, 2016 4:21 PM

Thank ou, Robert for Mark's poem.

I enjoyed spending an afternoon and evening with Mark in the spring of 2014, as he showed me railroading as it was in Shreveport then--and some of the abandoned tracks in the area. I miss his posts. He was a delightful person.

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Posted by Electroliner 1935 on Saturday, December 24, 2016 4:43 PM

Two great reads! Thank you gentlemen and Merry Christmas to you and all.

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Posted by Electroliner 1935 on Saturday, December 24, 2016 4:43 PM

Two great reads! Thank you gentlemen and Merry Christmas to you and to all.

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Posted by wanswheel on Saturday, December 24, 2016 5:40 PM

 

 

 

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Posted by pajrr on Saturday, December 24, 2016 7:48 PM

While not a Christmas theme, this is a poem by Joyce Kilmer about a ride on a late night train on the Erie Railroad from Jersey City to Suffern, NY, circa about 1900. Merry Christmas everyone.

 

 

The Twelve-Forty-Five

 

 

 

 

 

Kilmer, Joyce, 1886-1918

 

 

 

 

(For Edward J. Wheeler)

 

Within the Jersey City shed

 

The engine coughs and shakes its head,

 

The smoke, a plume of red and white,

 

Waves madly in the face of night.

 

And now the grave incurious stars

 

Gleam on the groaning hurrying cars.

 

Against the kind and awful reign

 

Of darkness, this our angry train,

 

A noisy little rebel, pouts

 

Its brief defiance, flames and shouts

 

--And passes on, and leaves no trace.

 

For darkness holds its ancient place,

 

Serene and absolute, the king

 

Unchanged, of every living thing.

 

The houses lie obscure and still

 

In Rutherford and Carlton Hill.

 

Our lamps intensify the dark

 

Of slumbering Passaic Park.

 

And quiet holds the weary feet

 

That daily tramp through Prospect Street.

 

What though we clang and clank and roar

 

Through all Passaic's streets? No door

 

Will open, not an eye will see

 

Who this loud vagabond may be.

 

Upon my crimson cushioned seat,

 

In manufactured light and heat,

 

I feel unnatural and mean.

 

Outside the towns are cool and clean;

 

Curtained awhile from sound and sight

 

They take God's gracious gift of night.

 

The stars are watchful over them.

 

On Clifton as on Bethlehem

 

The angels, leaning down the sky,

 

Shed peace and gentle dreams. And I –

 

I ride, I blasphemously ride

 

Through all the silent countryside.

 

The engine's shriek, the headlight's glare,

 

Pollute the still nocturnal air.

 

The cottages of Lake View sigh

 

And sleeping, frown as we pass by.

 

Why, even strident Paterson

 

Rests quietly as any nun.

 

Her foolish warring children keep

 

The grateful armistice of sleep.

 

For what tremendous errand's sake

 

Are we so blatantly awake?

 

What precious secret is our freight?

 

What king must be abroad so late?

 

Perhaps Death roams the hills to-night

 

And we rush forth to give him fight.

 

Or else, perhaps, we speed his way

 

To some remote unthinking prey.

 

Perhaps a woman writhes in pain

 

And listens -- listens for the train!

 

The train, that like an angel sings,

 

The train, with healing on its wings.

 

Now "Hawthorne!" the conductor cries.

 

My neighbor starts and rubs his eyes.

 

He hurries yawning through the car

 

And steps out where the houses are.

 

This is the reason of our quest!

 

Not wantonly we break the rest

 

Of town and village, nor do we

 

Lightly profane night's sanctity.

 

What Love commands the train fulfills,

 

And beautiful upon the hills

 

Are these our feet of burnished steel.

 

Subtly and certainly I feel

 

That Glen Rock welcomes us to her

 

And silent Ridgewood seems to stir

 

And smile, because she knows the train

 

Has brought her children back again.

 

We carry people home -- and so

 

God speeds us, wheresoe'er we go.

 

Hohokus, Waldwick, Allendale

 

Lift sleepy heads to give us hail.

 

In Ramsey, Mahwah, Suffern stand

 

Houses that wistfully demand

 

A father -- son -- some human thing

 

That this, the midnight train, may bring.

 

The trains that travel in the day

 

They hurry folks to work or play.

 

The midnight train is slow and old

 

But of it let this thing be told,

 

To its high honor be it said

 

It carries people home to bed.

 

My cottage lamp shines white and clear.

 

God bless the train that brought me here.

 

 

 

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Posted by daveklepper on Sunday, December 25, 2016 1:38 AM

Beautiful,  thanks!

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Posted by pajrr on Sunday, December 25, 2016 4:36 AM

This one is by Edna St, Vincent Millay:

Travel

The railroad track is miles away, 
    And the day is loud with voices speaking, 
Yet there isn’t a train goes by all day 
    But I hear its whistle shrieking.

All night there isn’t a train goes by, 
    Though the night is still for sleep and dreaming, 
But I see its cinders red on the sky, 
    And hear its engine steaming.

My heart is warm with the friends I make, 
    And better friends I’ll not be knowing; 
Yet there isn’t a train I wouldn’t take, 
    No matter where it’s going.

 

 

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Posted by Paul of Covington on Sunday, December 25, 2016 12:21 PM

   And a Christmas classic:Angel

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKnHAUcW0Fk

   Sorry.

 

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Posted by RME on Sunday, December 25, 2016 11:14 PM

Well, if you're going to do that, I'll just have to do this:

"The Spirit of Christmas Trains"

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Posted by BaltACD on Monday, December 26, 2016 8:05 AM

And poor red headed step child of Christmas is the day after Christmas.

Never too old to have a happy childhood!

              

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Posted by Firelock76 on Monday, December 26, 2016 2:22 PM

Thanks so much for posting "The Twelve-Forty-Five" pajrr, that's a Joyce Kilmer poem I've never read before, and for a few minutes reading it I was home again, I know all those towns.  It fills my head with visions of Russia Iron boilered Erie K1 Pacifics and G15 Ten-Wheelers barreling down the Erie Main Line through Bergen County NJ.

And rest in peace Sergeant Joyce Kilmer, 165th US Infantry (Old 69th New York)

KIA July 30th, 1918, Second Battle of the Marne. 

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