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Flat Wheel Cafe/Diner/CS Q3 2011
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<div> <p class="MsoNormal"><strong><b><span style="font-family: Tahoma; color: saddlebrown; font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; color: saddlebrown; font-size: 13.5pt;">How DRY IS It in </span></span></b></strong><strong><b><span style="font-family: Arial; color: saddlebrown; font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: saddlebrown; font-size: 18pt;">TEXAS</span></span></b></strong><strong><b><span style="font-family: Arial; color: saddlebrown; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: saddlebrown; font-size: 10pt;">??</span></span></b></strong><span style="font-family: Arial; color: black; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial; color: black; font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: black; font-size: 13.5pt;"><br /></span></span><strong><b><span style="font-family: Tahoma; color: saddlebrown; font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; color: saddlebrown; font-size: 13.5pt;">A buddy out of </span></span></b></strong><strong><b><span style="font-family: Arial; color: saddlebrown; font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: saddlebrown; font-size: 13.5pt;">Longview said he'd killed a mosquito that was carrying a canteen.</span></span></b></strong><b><span style="font-family: Arial; color: saddlebrown; font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: saddlebrown; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><br /><br /><strong><b><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">A man in Dime Box said the chicken farmers were giving the chickens </span></span></b></strong><strong><b><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.</span></span></b></strong><br /></span></span></b><b><span style="font-family: Arial; color: black;"><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: black; font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></span></b><strong><b><span style="font-family: Arial; color: saddlebrown; font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: saddlebrown; font-size: 13.5pt;">In Lake Palestine , they caught a 20 lb catfish that had ticks on it! </span></span></b></strong><span style="font-family: Arial; color: black; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> </div> <div> <p class="MsoNormal"><strong><b><span style="font-family: Tahoma; color: saddlebrown; font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; color: saddlebrown; font-size: 13.5pt;">But just this week, in </span></span></b></strong><strong><b><span style="font-family: Arial; color: saddlebrown; font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: saddlebrown; font-size: 13.5pt;">Bryan, a fire hydrant was seen bribing a dog.</span></span></b></strong><b><span style="font-family: Arial; color: saddlebrown; font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: saddlebrown; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><br /><br /><strong><b><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">It's so dry in Texas that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, </span></span></b></strong><strong><b><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks, </span></span></b></strong><strong><b><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.</span></span></b></strong><br /></span></span></b><b><span style="font-family: Arial; color: black; font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: black; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></span></b><strong><b><span style="font-family: Arial; color: saddlebrown; font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: saddlebrown; font-size: 13.5pt;">Now <i><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="font-style: italic;">THAT's</span></span></i> <i><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="font-style: italic;">DRY</span></span></i>!</span></span></b></strong><span style="font-family: Arial; color: black; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> </div>
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