DONT DRINK AND DRIVE

[Anonymous]

From [4:-)] BREEZE & SLIC[#wstupid] Dont forget to take the keys
Yea and sell their cars for 50 bucks to a junk yard
Like the ford plant In dearborne Mich I meant to offend you by that
CHEVY Trucks like A ROCK GM workers are cool
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Ever Seen A ford SD-90MAC or AC4400
you know the law there out an about tonight for you and your familys
safety Im going bar hopin tonight but not drinking instead Im going to take drunks home $5.00 A piece I might drop them off at their bosses house
(where the hell are my flamingo's) And stop at every gas station on the way home and pretend like Im filling up and make them pay for gas
(damn Carl the mileage on this thing sucks) nah Ill probaly have them wash my car But dont forget take the keys And call A cab [8D]

[JoeKoh]

Naw
I'll just take my friends home cause I dont drink.
stay safe
Joe

[Anonymous]

[:D][:D][8D][8D][:)][:)][(-D][(-D][wow][wow][yeah][yeah][#welcome]2004
see you next year

[Anonymous]

QUOTE: Originally posted by SLIC

From [4:-)] BREEZE & SLIC[#wstupid] Dont forget to take the keys
Yea and sell their cars for 50 bucks to a junk yard
Like the ford plant In dearborne Mich I meant to offend you by that
CHEVY Trucks like A ROCK GM workers are cool
[bow][bow][bow][bow][bow][bow][bow][bow][bow][bow][bow][bow]
[bow][bow][bow][bow][bow][bow][bow][bow][bow][bow][bow][bow]
Ever Seen A ford SD-90MAC or AC4400
you know the law there out an about tonight for you and your familys
safety Im going bar hopin tonight but not drinking instead Im going to take drunks home $5.00 A piece I might drop them off at their bosses house
(where the hell are my flamingo's) And stop at every gas station on the way home and pretend like Im filling up and make them pay for gas
(damn Carl the mileage on this thing sucks) nah Ill probaly have them wash my car But dont forget take the keys And call A cab [8D]

Thanks mom!![zzz]

[locomutt]

Well guys DON'T DRINK & DRIVE!!!!!!
Being a retired fighter & EMT That's how I
became disabled. Ambulance accident in an intersection.
Person in car said I did not SEE OR HEAR YOU!
Results:One totaled car
One Damaged ambulance
One EMT with a broken back.(me)

I've made too many of these runs over the years,
Please people,If you go to a party,have a designated
driver. Friends:Take their keys away!!!

Enough said
locomutt

[Anonymous]

I haven't drank in 15 years, so...I wen't out and drove around using my cell phone last night , just because you guys forgot to warn me about that too,...for shame t

[eolafan]

DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE is a very good rule to LIVE by...thank God my 21 year old son and his friends appointed a designated driver last evening and they all arrived home safely...HAPPY NEW YEAR.

[Anonymous]

Well thats's why I leave Chcago for Milwaukee because Chicago parties are like drunk sailers on leave

[Anonymous]

HAPPY NEW YEAR. [:D] My head hurts!!!!!!!![xx(] OH!!!! Way too much fun last night.[:p] No driving for me. I did win a set of dishes and a 42" ceiling fan[:D] at a party. Now my hair hurts[^] Well now I sit here with a bloodymary trying to kill my [censored] hangover.
Everyone have a safe and happy New Years day[bday]

[Mookie]

Marty - did you ever find those dirty socks that had been in your mouf?

Mook

[Anonymous]

Yes I did Mook. Thanks[:D]

[Anonymous]

QUOTE: Originally posted by TheAntiGates

I haven't drank in 15 years, so...I wen't out and drove around using my cell phone last night , just because you guys forgot to warn me about that too,...for shame t

[8D]WANNA BEER

[Anonymous]

QUOTE: Originally posted by SLIC

QUOTE: Originally posted by TheAntiGates

I haven't drank in 15 years, so...I wen't out and drove around using my cell phone last night , just because you guys forgot to warn me about that too,...for shame t

[8D]WANNA BEER

Naw,..(thanks though [:D] ) I drank an ocean in my day, can't for the life of me figure out why it seemed so important to do that in the first place[#wstupid]


But eventually, I got tired of being a sloppy drunk, surrounded by otherr sloppy drunks trashmouthing their friends in dank, dark barrooms,..so I got out of it [:-^]

[Trainnut484]

Yes, please DON'T drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink [:o)][:D][8D][:o)]. J/K OF COURSE.

Take care,

Russell

[Anonymous]

Wait a minute, railroaders and former railroaders don't drink. [angel] [#oops][:-^]

P.S. I'll take that beer. [8D][:D]

[Anonymous]

Drink, Drive, Die...

A public service message...

Don't Drink and Drive.

LC

[CBQ_Guy]

I agree...

Pull over. Then drink.

Thank you.

[Mookie]

Mookie can't drink - she keeps leaving her fur coat in strange places.....

[Anonymous]

Even i don't Drink and Drive, Actually i jsut walk to a bar.. Equally as important DON'T hit on my Girlfriend, they both have the same consequences, and they hurt jsut as much.

Thoguht i should say it, Don't drink and drive, and that includes eevryhting motorized vehicle Ski-doos, ATVs, Trains and Cars, or anything else you can associate the word "Drive" with. [:D]

Just don't man, thats not cool!

[Anonymous]

QUOTE: Originally posted by kevinstheRRman


Just don't man, thats not cool!

OH YEAH guys, That comes from king cool himself!
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