Glad to see some ol' friends back...
Speaking of laws, here's some rediculous ones I found:
LONDON (AFP) - Queen Elizabeth II's speech in the British parliament Tuesday may have been routine but at least nobody got bored to death.
That would have been against the law.
Dying in parliament is an offence and is also by far the most absurd law in Britain, according to a survey of nearly 4,000 people by a television channel showing a legal drama series. ![Sign - Dots [#dots]](/trccs/emoticons/icon_smile_sign_dots.gif)
And though the lords were clad in their red and white ermine cloaks and ambassadors from around the world wore colourful national costumes, at least nobody turned up in a suit of armour. Illegal.![Whistling [:-^]](/trccs/emoticons/icon_smile_whistling.gif)
Other rules deemed utterly stupid included one that permits a pregnant woman to urinate [WHAT?!?!?!]in a policeman's hat and murdering bow-and-arrow-carrying Scotsmen within the city walls of York, northern England.
A law stating that in Liverpool, only a clerk in a tropical fish store is allowed to be publicly topless
, was also ridiculous, said a poll of 3,931 people for UKTV Gold television out Tuesday.
Nearly half of those surveyed admitted to breaking the ban on eating mince pies on Christmas Day, which dates back to the 17th century and was originally designed to outlaw gluttony during the rule of the Puritan Oliver Crowmell.![Confused [%-)]](/trccs/emoticons/icon_smile_perplexed.gif)
The laws and other regulations were culled from published research into ancient legislation that has never been repealed although subsequent statutes have rendered them obsolete.
Respondents were given a shortlist and asked to vote.
Most ridiculous British law:
1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament (27 percent)![Dead [xx(]](/trccs/emoticons/icon_smile_dead.gif)
2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside-down (seven percent)
3. In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store (six percent)![Sign - Off Topic!! [#offtopic]](/trccs/emoticons/icon_smile_sign_offtopic.gif)
4. Mince pies cannot be eaten on Christmas Day (five percent)![Sign - Oops [#oops]](/trccs/emoticons/icon_smile_sign_oops.gif)
5. In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter (four percent)![Confused [%-)]](/trccs/emoticons/icon_smile_perplexed.gif)
6. A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet (four percent)![Dead [xx(]](/trccs/emoticons/icon_smile_dead.gif)
7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the king, and the tail of the queen (3.5 percent)
8. It is illegal to avoid telling the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing (three percent)
9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armour (three percent)
10. In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow (two percent)
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And in America.......
Offbeat's Definitive List Of America's Strangest Laws
Yes, yes, Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband, Prince Frederic von Anhalt, was found "tied to his steering wheel in his birthday suit," but did you know that it is illegal to peel an orange in a Los Angeles hotel room? If not, don't fret -- OFF/beat is here to set you straight with our definitive list of America's 20 strangest laws (compiled from various websites and legal tomes). Readers are encouraged to add their own as long as doing so doesn't violate any obscure statute in their locality ... this means you, readers in Turkmenistan and North Korea!
It's Against the Law to:
20) Fish while wearing pajamas in Chicago.
19) Sell instruments in South Carolina on Sunday.![Confused [%-)]](/trccs/emoticons/icon_smile_perplexed.gif)
18) Be drunk in a Wyoming mine.![Sign - With Stupid [#wstupid]](/trccs/emoticons/icon_smile_sign_stupid.gif)
17) Have a goatee in Boston.![Sign - Oops [#oops]](/trccs/emoticons/icon_smile_sign_oops.gif)
16) Serve margarine in a Wisconsin restaurant unless the customer specifically requests it.
15) Eat a hamburger on Sunday in Minnesota.![Shock [:O]](/trccs/emoticons/icon_smile_shock.gif)
14) Offer cigarettes and/or whiskey to zoo animals in Jersey.![Laugh [(-D]](/trccs/emoticons/icon_smile_newlaugh.gif)
13) Use a lasso to catch a fish in Tennessee.![Big Smile [:D]](/trccs/emoticons/icon_smile_big.gif)
12) Perform marriages in Pennsylvania when either the bride or groom is drunk.![Dunce [D)]](/trccs/emoticons/icon_smile_dunce.gif)
11) Box a kangaroo in Oregon.![Confused [%-)]](/trccs/emoticons/icon_smile_perplexed.gif)
10) Shoot rabbits while motorboating in Kansas.![Zzz [zzz]](/trccs/emoticons/icon_smile_zzz.gif)
09) Sell milk in a liquor store in Indiana.![Whistling [:-^]](/trccs/emoticons/icon_smile_whistling.gif)
08) Wear masks in public in Alabama.![Alien [alien]](/trccs/emoticons/icon_smile_alien.gif)
07) Have kisses lasting more than five minutes in Iowa.![Big Smile [:D]](/trccs/emoticons/icon_smile_big.gif)
06) Fall asleep in a South Dakota cheese factory.![Laugh [(-D]](/trccs/emoticons/icon_smile_newlaugh.gif)
05) Use profanity in front of a dead body in Georgia.
04) Keep a gorilla in the backseat of a car in Massachusetts.![Sign - With Stupid [#wstupid]](/trccs/emoticons/icon_smile_sign_stupid.gif)
03) Take a lion to the movies in Maryland.![Dunce [D)]](/trccs/emoticons/icon_smile_dunce.gif)
02) Whistle underwater in West Virginia (same goes for Vermont).![Zzz [zzz]](/trccs/emoticons/icon_smile_zzz.gif)
01) Push a live moose out of a moving airplane in Alaska... it's also illegal to feed moose alcohol