mbinsewi
Maybe the next long work/road trip, you can tape the plastic over the bowl, then put the seats down.
I'd put a big sign on the toilet seats, otherwise Murphy's law will take effect.
mbinsewi
When we closed down our place up north, I blew out all the lines, and poured RV antifreeze in everything with a trap, including the toilet bowl.
What does that do for the septic tank in the spring?
We vacationed in Bar Harbor 15 years ago. After taking a carriage ride on what was John Rockefellers carriage path, now NPS, we asked for directions to a place to eat lunch. I don't remember the town, but it was south of Bar Harbor.
We got there and the recommended place looked like a shack, but there were people dinining on the porch of a big old white house. We decided to eat on the porch at the white house. We were seated and asked for ice tea and a menu. For the next 20 min we never saw our waitress again.
While we were waiting, we noticed we were the only heterosexual couple there. No problem there. There were 3 women at the next table and one had a UK accent and was hard of hearing so we heard every word.
Two of them were friends of long standing, one a Brit and the third was new to the Brit. The Americans worked for "Foundations" (The very rich set up a foundations to do charitable work, mostly.) The Brit said she was a cook, but not wanting to feel left out, added "my lot (meaning her employer) has their own foundation too".
There seemed to be no possibility that we were going to see our ice tea or a menu, whether because of incompetance or they didn't like our kind, we will never know.
We went to the dive, which actually had quite good lobster rolls.
The take away message is, you aren't really rich unless you have your own foundation 