EMD lovers song

Anonymous

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EMD lovers song

Posted by Anonymous on Thursday, January 6, 2005 4:18 AM

It's all about the EMDs , baby
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
It's all about the EMDs, baby
It's all about the EMDs, baby
It's all about the EMDs! (It's all about the EMDs, baby)
It's all about the EMDs! (It's all about the EMDs, baby)
Yeah

What y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hoggers? conductors? engineers?
Wastin' time with all the radio yakkers?
6 to 10, chillin' at the depot diner?
Workin' at a desk with a throttle?
Yeah, payin' the bills running through the hills
Putting it in run 8 for downhill-derailment thrills
I got me 4000 horses of power
I never fill up the tank and I don't read the manual
Installed a virus on a GE
Always at the console, double clickin on the help button
Upgrade the system atleast twice a day on the GE
My model trains are plug-and-play, I ain't afraid of Y3K
I'm down with E. Hunter Harrison, I call him "Money" for short
I phone him up at home and I make him do my pay support
It's all about the EMDs, what?
You've gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen
You've got white-out all over the windshield
You think your EMD GP7 is really neato
What kinda turbo you got in there, a Vauxhaul?
You're usin' a 244? Don't make me laugh
Your Geeps startss up in what, a month and a half?
You could back up your whole electrical system with a circut board
You're the biggest joke on the News Board
Your maintainence shed is a disaster
You're waxin' your traction motors, tryin' to make them go faster
Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in the Depot Diner's cellar
Lookin for a new one with A/C, an air conditioned cellar!
And putting up signs with "Me too!" like some brain-dead UPL-er
I should do the world a favor and change UP's colour from yeller
You're just about as useless as GE's to that other fella

It's all about the EMDs! (It's all about the EMDs, baby)
It's all about the EMDs! (It's all about the EMDs, baby)
It's all about the EMDs! (It's all about the EMDs, baby)
It's all about the EMDs! (It's all about the EMDs, baby)

Now, what y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hoggers? conductors? engineers?
Wastin' time with all the radio yakkers?
6 to 10, chillin' at the depot diner?

Uh, uh, signin in now
Wanna run wit my crew, hah?
Rule the EMD empire and crunch GE's like I do?
They call me the king of the spec-sheets
Got 'em printed out on my bedsheets
My new SD40-2 got the new computer blocks, it rocks
But it was obsolete before I opened the door
You say you've had your console for over a week?
Throw that junk away, man, it's an antique
Your GE is a month old? Well that's great
If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight
My SD40-2 is logo protected
Every scratch inspected, no new ones detected
I beta tested every operating system
Gave ups to some, and others? I dissed 'em
While your SD40s crashin', mine's multitaskin'
It does all my work without me even in the cab
Got a LCD screen forty inches wide wide
I believe that your says "GE-a-Sketch" on the side
In a 6000hp world, you're a 1hp user
You've got your own loco crew, "run-8-losers"
Your turbo sets fire when you try to put it in run 2
Where'd you get your DPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks?
Play me on the rails? Well, you know that I'll beat you
If I ever meet you I'll run-2-delete you
What? What? What? What? What?

It's all about the EMDs! (It's all about the EMDs, baby)
It's all about the EMDs! (It's all about the EMDs, baby)
It's all about the EMDs! (It's all about the EMDs, baby)
It's all about the EMDs! (It's all about the EMDs, baby)

Now, what y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hoggers? conductors? engineers?
Wastin' time with all the radio yakkers?
6 to 10, chillin' at the depot diner?
What??