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The Coffee Shop (a place to chat) Est. 2004
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Got this from *** today... <br /> <br />HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE TWO DUCK HUNTERS FROM WISCONSIN? <br />ABSOLUTELY A TRUE STORY HEARD ON A WISCONSIN RADIO STATION REPORTING ON THE <br />INCIDENT. <br /> <br />A guy buys a new Lincoln Navigator for $42,500.00 (with monthly payments of <br />$560.00). He and a friend go duck hunting in mid-winter; and of course all <br />of the lakes are frozen. These two guys go on a lake with their GUNS, a DOG, <br />and of course the new NAVIGATOR. <br /> <br />They decide they want to make a natural looking water area for the ducks, <br />something for the decoys to float on. <br /> <br />Now making a hole in the ice large enough to invite a passing duck, is going <br />to take a little more power than the average drill auger can produce. So, <br />out of the back of the new Navigator comes a stick of dynamite with a short <br />40 second-fuse. Now our two Rocket Scientists,afraid they might slip on the <br />ice while trying to run away after lighting the fuse (and becoming toast, <br />along with the Navigator), decide on the following course of action: they <br />light the 40 second fuse; then, with a mighty thrust, they throw the stick <br />of dynamite as far away as possible. <br /> <br />Remember a couple of paragraphs back when I mentioned the NAVIGATOR, the <br />GUNS, and the DOG...??? <br /> <br />Let's talk about the dog: A highly trained Black Lab used for RETRIEVING. <br />Especially things thrown by the owner. You guessed it: the dog takes off <br />across the ice at a high rate of speed and grabs the stick of dynamite, with <br />the burning 40-second fuse, just as it hits the ice. <br /> <br />The two men swallow, blink, start waving their arms and, with veins in their <br />necks swelling to resemble stalks of rhubarb, scream and holler at the dog <br />to stop. The dog, now apparently cheered on by his master, keeps coming. One <br />hunter panics, grabs the shotgun and shoots the dog. The shotgun is loaded <br />with #8 bird shot, hardly big enough to stop a Black Lab. The dog stops for a moment, slightly confused then continues on. Another shot, and this time the dog, still standing, becomes really confused and of course terrified, thinks these two geniuses have gone insane. The dog takes off to find cover, under the brand new Navigator. The men continue to scream as they run. The red hot exhaust pipe on the truck touches the dogs rear end, he yelps, drop the dynamite under the truck and takes off after his master. <br /> <br />Then """"""""""BOOOOOOOOOOOOM""""""""""!!!! <br /> <br />The truck is blown to bits and sinks to the bottom of the lake, leaving the <br />two idiots standing there with "I can't believe this just happened" looks on <br />their faces. <br /> <br />The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a lake by illegal use <br />of explosives is NOT COVERED by the policy. <br /> <br />...And he still had yet to make the first of those $560.00 a! month <br />payments...The dog is okay... <br /> <br />Happy MRRing
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