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This ain't exactly train oriented, but these 2 jokes are good ones. I made up the 1st one myself. -------------------------------------------------------------------- A poor man had relatives in Europe, but couldn't afford a plane ticket to see them. One day he was walking home and he saw a Popular Mechanics book lying on the ground. He picked it up and saw the article "How to make a boat out of your car." This gave him a wonderful idea. He would just convert his old truck into a boat and sail to Europe! After many months of work, the boat was ready. He decided to test it on the Ohio River. Guess how he did? CHEVY'S ARE LIKE A ROCK![(-D][C):-)] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A man was driving home when a rabbit jumped out in front of his car. He swerved to miss the animal but hit it. Fearing the worst, he pulled over and got out to see what was left of the rabbit. He had killed it. He began to cry, as he was very sensitive and an animal lover. Suddenly a lady pulled over behind him and got out of her car. "what's wrong" she asked. "I feel teribble." the man replied. "I just killed that poor rabbit." The woman went back to her car and took an aerosol can out of her trunk. She sprayed the contents of the can onto the rabbit. Suddenly the rabbit jumped up, waved, and hopped ten feet. The animal kept repeating this. "what's in that can?" asked the man. The lady showed him the can's label: "Hare spray puts life back in dead hare. Adds pernament wave."
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