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[quote user="ThatNScaleGuy"] Don't forget to take THE DOG!!  If you don't have a dog, get the meanest, biggest and least friendly dog you can borrow.  You don't want to keep the dog, just use it to make space for you. Maybe a muzzle to avoid those pesky LAWSUITS also.  And use the statement "I can't remember the last time he bit somebody, it was last week or last month!" Maybe go for the GRAND SLAM......Killer the dog out front, followed by a side by side stroller(with at least one kid in it, second child is optional) and a case of BO that would knock a buzzard off a garbage truck.  (There's another old saying about the buzzard, but not used here!)The GRAND SLAM is guaranteed to work in any Train Show/Swap Meet that one can get into. [/quote]The Shock and Awe part would be having out-of-control kids running and running into every person's legs in the place, slamming into the corner tables cutting the corners at full speed.Add the yelling in the high pitches at full volume and interject a tearful begging for every little engine in sight that resembles Thomas. Beats me how they think Docksiders from 30 years ago is Thomas.
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