Login
or
Register
Subscriber & Member Login
Login, or register today to interact in our online community, comment on articles, receive our newsletter, manage your account online and more!
Login
Register
Home
»
Model Railroader
»
Forums
»
General Discussion (Model Railroader)
»
Elliotts Trackside Diner (est 1-1-07)
Edit post
Edit your reply below.
Post Body
Enter your post below.
<p>SICK SICK SICK but funny.....</p><p> </p><p>A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.<br /><br />The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead. The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.<br /><br />A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.<br /><br />"I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."<br /><br />The blonde says, "Don't worry."<br /><br />She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.<br /><br />The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road.<br /><br />Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again.<br /><br />He hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again until he hops out of sight.<br /><br />The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?"<br /><br />The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.<br /><br /><br /><br />It says..<br /><br /><br /><br />(Are you ready for this?)<br /><br /><br />(Are you sure?)<br /><br />(This is bad!)<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />(You know you're gonna be sorry.)<br /><br /><br />(Last chance)<br /><br /><br /><br />(OK, here it is)<br /><br /><br /><br />It says,<br /><br /><br /><br />"Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, and adds permanent wave."</p>
Tags (Optional)
Tags are keywords that get attached to your post. They are used to categorize your submission and make it easier to search for. To add tags to your post type a tag into the box below and click the "Add Tag" button.
Add Tag
Update Reply
Subscriber & Member Login
Login, or register today to interact in our online community, comment on articles, receive our newsletter, manage your account online and more!
Login
Register
Users Online
There are no community member online
Search the Community
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
Model Railroader Newsletter
See all
Sign up for our FREE e-newsletter
and get model railroad news in your inbox!
Sign up