Construction on Kodiak Junction Commences.

[MartyE]

Construction that has been on going since the alien attack is now starting to take shape...sort of.  In what looks to be a disaster area, small signs of rebuilding are emerging.

[waltrapp]

"small signs of rebuilding are emerging" - OK, if you say so

[ChiefEagles]

Better job than mine.

[Dr. John]

But where are the FEMA trailers?

[Brutus]

The FEMA trailers are still in Arkansas and Mississippi -- unused!  ;-)

[ChiefEagles]

But where are the FEMA trailers?

[laz 57]

MARTY, those aliens are from the SOUTH, I swear I saw some GRITS residue?

laz57

[phillyreading]

laz 57,

It looked more like crater dust from Mars or Saturn.

Lee F.

[ChiefEagles]

MARTY, those aliens are from the SOUTH, I swear I saw some GRITS residue?

laz57

Grits are loved on other planets too.  

[MartyE]

The alines with all their advanced power, advanced technology, and prowness was killed by the most unlikely substance on planet Earth...  They ate Girts and all died.

[ChiefEagles]

See, I told you GRITS was good for something.

[laz 57]

We have to definitly watch out for GRITS BOMBS when that rascal from the South comes over PA.  See what it did to those aliens?

laz57

[ChiefEagles]

Us Southerners were hoping it would do the same for Yankees when they come South.  See Yankees are aliens in the South.

[csxt30]

Us Southerners were hoping it would do the same for Yankees when they come South.  See Yankees are aliens in the South.

Boy, I can't believe they forgot !! They were begging us Yanks to come south cause they didn't know how to put out a good days work down there like up here !! Must have been them grits slowing em' down !!

Thanks, John

[ChiefEagles]

Us Southerners were hoping it would do the same for Yankees when they come South.  See Yankees are aliens in the South.

Boy, I can't believe they forgot !! They were begging us Yanks to come south cause they didn't know how to put out a good days work down there like up here !! Must have been them grits slowing em' down !!

Thanks, John

Wanting you to stay up NAWTH.  WORK!!!  All the manufacturing [not going out of the USA] is moving South so they can get a day's work. 

[RR Redneck]

Us Southerners were hoping it would do the same for Yankees when they come South.  See Yankees are aliens in the South.

So true, it ain't funny.

[phillyreading]

MARTY, those aliens are from the SOUTH, I swear I saw some GRITS residue?

laz57

Grits are loved on other planets too.  

Not sure that it was grits that killed those aliens, maybe they got a good dose of Country Music like in the movie "Mars Attacks".  Have to follow all possible leads as to what killed those aliens so we know how to deal with them next time!

Lee F.